Narlsancat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sapient gnu.

Narlsancat created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlsancat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Narlsancat, she will destroy your home planet.

Narlsancat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Narlsancat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four rats approach from the west.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must love Narlsancat.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.