Cadriphat is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, tranquil hedgehog.
Cadriphat created the Sol system three billion years ago.
If you believe in Cadriphat, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Cadriphat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Cadriphat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Cadriphat's Holy Commandments
1. You must pray to Cadriphat seven times a day.
2. Feed all hungry porpoises.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not shave your head.
5. Never hurt gulls.