Vilnegnellflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, quiet naga.

Vilnegnellflat created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vilnegnellflat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vilnegnellflat, he will turn you into a dog.

Vilnegnellflat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vilnegnellflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilnegnellflat.

4. Hide from mauve foxes for they are unholy.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.