Ontrat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, stupid unicorn.

Ontrat created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontrat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ontrat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ontrat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ontrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ontrat.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Retreat if three birds approach from the west.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.