Fubgodwit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, boastful cat.

Fubgodwit created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubgodwit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fubgodwit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fubgodwit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fubgodwit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never run in the presence of swans.

5. Hide from indigo whales for they are unholy.