Higrentag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciless weasel.

Higrentag created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Higrentag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Higrentag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Higrentag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Higrentag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never paint your feet green.