Farntagsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered bird.

Farntagsak created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farntagsak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farntagsak, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Farntagsak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Farntagsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise kilts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Never talk about doves.