Flisomtquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish dragon.

Flisomtquaf created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisomtquaf, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flisomtquaf, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flisomtquaf's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Flisomtquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. You must pray to Flisomtquaf nine times a day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.