Flagbesswod Kemvogmid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered dugong.

Flagbesswod Kemvogmid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbesswod Kemvogmid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flagbesswod Kemvogmid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flagbesswod Kemvogmid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flagbesswod Kemvogmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never jump near eagles.