Yattrulfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak unicorn.

Yattrulfub created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattrulfub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yattrulfub, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yattrulfub's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yattrulfub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yattrulfub seven times a day.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help doves.

5. Never look at moons.