Wodfabgad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, calm donkey.

Wodfabgad created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodfabgad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wodfabgad, he will not care at all.

Wodfabgad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Wodfabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wodfabgad first in all things.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Run away if seven goats approach from the south.