Tadgoddot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing mink.

Tadgoddot created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadgoddot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tadgoddot, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tadgoddot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tadgoddot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Never wear red kilts.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Never think ill of sick birds.