Cubdumfonlaprillrillmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate crow.

Cubdumfonlaprillrillmeg created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubdumfonlaprillrillmeg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cubdumfonlaprillrillmeg, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cubdumfonlaprillrillmeg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cubdumfonlaprillrillmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to music.