Tiplapfid Jighubsand is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring wyvern.

Tiplapfid Jighubsand created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplapfid Jighubsand, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tiplapfid Jighubsand, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tiplapfid Jighubsand's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tiplapfid Jighubsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not kill dolphins.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.