Monnurlbus is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing yak.

Monnurlbus created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monnurlbus, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Monnurlbus, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Monnurlbus' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Monnurlbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.