Bamyartcun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, self-confident eagle.

Bamyartcun created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Bamyartcun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bamyartcun, she will turn you into a tree.

Bamyartcun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bamyartcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always obey Bamyartcun's priests.

5. Put Bamyartcun first in all things.