Fudditfonteen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless weasel.

Fudditfonteen created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudditfonteen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fudditfonteen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fudditfonteen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fudditfonteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.