Bumbuntal is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able camel.

Bumbuntal created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Bumbuntal, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bumbuntal, he will turn you into a tree.

Bumbuntal's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bumbuntal's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet shoes.

2. Hide if four horses approach from the north.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.