Flagpaklib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent newt.

Flagpaklib created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Flagpaklib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flagpaklib, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Flagpaklib's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flagpaklib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about comets.