Funtenced is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak hippopotamus.

Funtenced created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Funtenced, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Funtenced, he will not care at all.

Funtenced's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Funtenced's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Retreat if five cats approach from the west.

5. Never write about gravity.