Zednulnatzog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic jellyfish.

Zednulnatzog created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zednulnatzog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zednulnatzog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zednulnatzog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zednulnatzog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Zednulnatzog loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Zednulnatzog on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about amino acids.