Flydissad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, weak zebra.

Flydissad created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flydissad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flydissad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flydissad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Flydissad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flydissad.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.