Veenhappag Rulwatquart Tailkapgem is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited cow.

Veenhappag Rulwatquart Tailkapgem created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenhappag Rulwatquart Tailkapgem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Veenhappag Rulwatquart Tailkapgem, she will send you a sign.

Veenhappag Rulwatquart Tailkapgem's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Veenhappag Rulwatquart Tailkapgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veenhappag Rulwatquart Tailkapgem.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.