Pangwablam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak shrew.

Pangwablam created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Pangwablam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pangwablam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pangwablam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pangwablam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four squirrels approach from the east.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never hurt hamsters.