Tigfagsand is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying snake.

Tigfagsand created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigfagsand, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tigfagsand, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tigfagsand's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tigfagsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest red.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.