Ranbafcem is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane bear.

Ranbafcem created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbafcem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ranbafcem, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ranbafcem's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ranbafcem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ranbafcem first in all things.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.