Yimrulzag Mathapbuszenpindum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical hedgehog.

Yimrulzag Mathapbuszenpindum created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimrulzag Mathapbuszenpindum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yimrulzag Mathapbuszenpindum, it will turn you into a dog.

Yimrulzag Mathapbuszenpindum's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Yimrulzag Mathapbuszenpindum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.