Linteenfitsitbotlabrakbop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, able jackal.

Linteenfitsitbotlabrakbop created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linteenfitsitbotlabrakbop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Linteenfitsitbotlabrakbop, she will come to you in dreams.

Linteenfitsitbotlabrakbop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Linteenfitsitbotlabrakbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck gray.

2. Do not take Linteenfitsitbotlabrakbop's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if three eagles approach from the east.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.