Bifsisran is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, benevolent hydra.

Bifsisran created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifsisran, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bifsisran, he will be very unhappy.

Bifsisran's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bifsisran's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bifsisran on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about moons.