Habnartrigster Pangovsakhan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, strong octopus.

Habnartrigster Pangovsakhan created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habnartrigster Pangovsakhan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Habnartrigster Pangovsakhan, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Habnartrigster Pangovsakhan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Habnartrigster Pangovsakhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never eat bark.