Fenvidtonkhad is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, sapient hippopotamus.
Fenvidtonkhad created a quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in Fenvidtonkhad, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in Fenvidtonkhad, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Fenvidtonkhad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Fenvidtonkhad's Holy Commandments
1. Never look in ponds.
2. You must pray to Fenvidtonkhad seven times a day.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Do not speak about coconuts.