Logvabkab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless bee.

Logvabkab created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Logvabkab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Logvabkab, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Logvabkab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Logvabkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.