Nakteenbif is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome dragon.

Nakteenbif created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakteenbif, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nakteenbif, he will come to you in dreams.

Nakteenbif's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nakteenbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakteenbif.

5. Never talk about moons.