Fodrowveen is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody clam.

Fodrowveen created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodrowveen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fodrowveen, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fodrowveen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fodrowveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide from blue grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Respect your elders.