Vogvedduss is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, stupid naga.

Vogvedduss created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogvedduss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vogvedduss, he will turn you into a rock.

Vogvedduss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vogvedduss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vogvedduss.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Vogvedduss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.

5. Always obey Vogvedduss' priests.