Rothadmig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonest finch.

Rothadmig created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rothadmig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rothadmig, she will cry a lot.

Rothadmig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rothadmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.