Ortrotkam Minbitkonhivkarvancan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish mongoose.

Ortrotkam Minbitkonhivkarvancan created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ortrotkam Minbitkonhivkarvancan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ortrotkam Minbitkonhivkarvancan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ortrotkam Minbitkonhivkarvancan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ortrotkam Minbitkonhivkarvancan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.