Popxemyok is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate armadillo.

Popxemyok created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Popxemyok, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Popxemyok, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Popxemyok's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Popxemyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never run in the presence of sharks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.