Renquatmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, able raven.

Renquatmot created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Renquatmot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Renquatmot, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Renquatmot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Renquatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Renquatmot on top of all buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.