Gedjaptamxucvol is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent mouse.

Gedjaptamxucvol created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedjaptamxucvol, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedjaptamxucvol, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Gedjaptamxucvol's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gedjaptamxucvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.