Mighudpomnilbedmitjoptig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful centipede.

Mighudpomnilbedmitjoptig created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Mighudpomnilbedmitjoptig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mighudpomnilbedmitjoptig, he will not care.

Mighudpomnilbedmitjoptig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mighudpomnilbedmitjoptig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange pigs for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if seven rats approach from the west.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Always look after injured otters.
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