Bigzanjiggomjapkam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident duck.

Bigzanjiggomjapkam created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigzanjiggomjapkam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigzanjiggomjapkam, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bigzanjiggomjapkam's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bigzanjiggomjapkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Run away if six whales approach from the west.

5. Feed all hungry rats.