Ragtongar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unselfish armadillo.

Ragtongar created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ragtongar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ragtongar, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ragtongar's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ragtongar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ragtongar's name in vain.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear red coats.