Gamlogjig Negquamquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart fox.

Gamlogjig Negquamquaf created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamlogjig Negquamquaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gamlogjig Negquamquaf, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gamlogjig Negquamquaf's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gamlogjig Negquamquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Gamlogjig Negquamquaf.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.