Quilltarfut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient tortoise.

Quilltarfut created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quilltarfut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quilltarfut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quilltarfut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quilltarfut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quilltarfut.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not chop down trees.