Steryarpsatxencaprul is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage giraffe.

Steryarpsatxencaprul created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Steryarpsatxencaprul, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Steryarpsatxencaprul, she will jump up and down on your head.

Steryarpsatxencaprul's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Steryarpsatxencaprul's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six otters approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Steryarpsatxencaprul.

5. Always stare at clouds.