Poplipvid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome hippopotamus.

Poplipvid created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poplipvid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Poplipvid, it will be mildly annoyed.

Poplipvid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Poplipvid's Holy Commandments

1. Poplipvid loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Worship no other gods but Poplipvid.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.