Bafnabbedbigpangdodzogtap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish butterfly.

Bafnabbedbigpangdodzogtap created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafnabbedbigpangdodzogtap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bafnabbedbigpangdodzogtap, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bafnabbedbigpangdodzogtap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bafnabbedbigpangdodzogtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never sing in the presence of sharks.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Bafnabbedbigpangdodzogtap loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.