Hugtenflag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful newt.

Hugtenflag created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugtenflag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugtenflag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hugtenflag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Hugtenflag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Hugtenflag on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.