Jinsandsand is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate centaur.

Jinsandsand created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinsandsand, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jinsandsand, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Jinsandsand's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jinsandsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always stare at clouds.